You Might Be A College Student If…

Like Jeff Foxworthy’s stereotypical jokes about rednecks, I came up with a few college student stereotypes (most of which are sadly true!)

  • If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that’s all you have
  • If Google is your home page
  • If You have the pizza delivery phone number memorized
  • If You have ever done laundry at 4am
  • If You have ever paid more than $100 for a single book
  • If You have ever sold that same $100 book five months later, unread, for seven bucks
  • If You set your alarm clock for 8:50am to make a 9:00am class
  • If You consider empty alcohol bottles to be decorations
  • If the final term paper is due at 8:00am and you started it at 2:00am
  • If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
  • If you get more sleep in class than in your room
  • If you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo
  • If you get more e-mail than mail
  • If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match
  • If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal
  • If you cannot remember when you last washed your car
  • If you average less than 4 hours of sleep a night
  • If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t
  • If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
  • If you wear the same jeans 5 days in a row — without washing them
  • If your breakfast consists of an energy drink or coffee on the way to class
  • If your social life consists of a date with the library

I don’t know about about you guys but I know I can relate to a few of these or at least have a few friends that I know can relate! Hope you enjoyed :]

 

 

Spring Break

Being that spring break just around the corner, I’ve heard all kinds of plans from fellow students as to where they’re headed for their week off. Some are staying local, others are headed to some of the top spring break destinations.

As for me, due to lack of planning and saving, I won’t be going on a destination spring break trip, but I am going to try to accomplish some of my bucket list items. For instance #43 on my bucket list is to ride in a hot air balloon. Or how about # 65 on my list; go skydiving. I dont think either of these items are impossible to accomplish on a spring break! In fact I’ve done some research and I could go on a hot air balloon ride annnnnd skydive both in Sacramento. Now I’m not saying I will be able to do both (being that each activity is about $200) BUT I’m going to at least attempt to cross off one of them from my list!

Now for some not-so-pricey-bucket-list-items; I could possibly cross off #1 on my list and ride on the back of a motorcycle. My uncle owns one so not only would I get to go visit him over break but go for a ride as well! I could try to cross off #67 and donate blood (I’m pretty sure I’m not anemic anymore…I hope). Finally, I would really like to scratch off #96 off my list and participate in Tom’s One Day With Out Shoes (April 10th, which happens to be the second day of spring break).

Even though my spring break isn’t going to be anywhere exotic, I am excited to cross off a couple things from my list and just relax without having to worry about any due dates or deadlines (whew!). So now I want to hear it, what are YOU guys doing for your spring break??

Junioritis?

Because I’m not technically a Senior until next semester (even though I’ve been in college since August of 2007, but hey who’s counting?!) I’m pretty sure I have an early case of Senioritis which I’m referring to as Junioritis!

Don’t get me wrong my grades are good and I’m passing all of my classes, but man have my motivation levels dropped! I have 2 theories for this sudden illness:

1.    My brother is in the Army and is home on leave for a month before he has to move to Germany – and all I want to do is be at home hanging out with him! I mean who needs school or work when you haven’t seen your brother since you were a SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL?! (And a month just isn’t enough time to catch up after all these years)

2.    All of my friends just graduated or are graduating this semester and I still have a YEAR to go…cool, I still have a year of added stress consisting of exams, homework, papers, grades, etc. while they don’t have to worry about any of that, let alone never have to purchase a scantron ever again! They get to start their careers and make real money instead.

I know it sounds like I’m complaining (which I probably am) but hey, I cant help it, it’s an illness! They should really have some antibiotic for this…

10 Reasons

So as a religious Ellen-DeGeneres-Show-Fan (and by religious I mean I tape it daily so I can enjoy it as soon as I get home from work and school) I thought I would give you guys 10 GOOD reasons why you should start watching her show!

  1. She’s absolutely hilarious (the stuff she says and how she says it will keep you laughing)
  2. She dances every start to her show (c’mon you didn’t see Oprah dancing did you)
  3. She has the best segments (Clumsy Thumbsy, Whats Wrong With These Photos, Photos)
  4. She gives her audience prizes every show (very rare that she doesn’t give anything away)
  5. Not only does she give to her audience, but to those in need (she gave away a house so far this season!)
  6. She promotes awesome charities/causes awareness (The Gentle Barn, Stop Bullying)
  7. She has a diversity of guests that come on her show (from Drew Brees to Kristen Bell…speaking of Kristen Bell, check out her Sloth Meltdown hilarious auto-tuned version)
  8. She plays games on her show (and chooses audience members to participate for a prize)
  9. Has an awesome DJ on her show who plays music everyone can enjoy (Tony)
  10. She is a genuinely a good and giving person (who promotes kindness by saying “Be Kind To One Another” after the end of every show)

The Bucket

So what kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t give you all an insight to my “bucket list”?! In no particular order, here is my official bucket list – aka – 100 things to do before I die…

**NOTE** not to be confused, the items that are underlined are direct links that you can click on, and the items that are scratched out are the ones I have already completed.

  1. Ride on the back of a motorcycle
  2. Graduate college 
  3. Celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary
  4. See Niagara Falls
  5. Honeymoon at the Four Seasons Bora Bora
  6. Participate in a Color Run
  7. Celebrate my 21st b-day in Vegas
  8. Go to the Ellen DeGeneres Show
  9. Ride a subway in NYC
  10. Go on a spring break trip
  11. Have a job that travels (flying)
  12. Tan on a nude beach (yep I said it)
  13. Take a tour of the White House
  14. Be an aunt (3 nieces, 1 nephew)
  15. Shop at the Mall of America
  16. Visit Abby road and recreate the Beatles album cover
  17. Find a four leaf clover (which I got laminated after I found it)
  18. Jump in a pool fully clothed
  19. Watch the sunset on the beach
  20. Write name in cement
  21. Ice skate in Central Park
  22. Stand on the top of Bishop’s Peak
  23. Visit Mt Rushmore
  24. Drive on Route 66
  25. Ride on a yacht
  26. Own jewelry from Tiffany’s
  27. Go on the skydeck in Chicago
  28. Grow my own Christmas Tree
  29. Visit Buckingham Palace
  30. Change someone’s life (who knows, maybe I already have)
  31. Visit ground zero
  32. Start a snowball fight
  33. Pet a tiger
  34. Have a beach wedding
  35. See the Eiffel Tower (no, the one in Vegas doesn’t count)
  36. Go to Carlo’s Bakery (aka the Cake Boss)
  37. Go to a professional hockey game (perferably the San Jose Sharks)
  38. Scuba dive in the Great Barrier Reef
  39. Kiss on top of Empire State Building (talk about breath taking)
  40. Have a mini closet just for shoes (yes, sadly I could fill up an entire closet with just my shoes)
  41. Go on a mini golf date
  42. Meet Katy Perry
  43. Ride in a hot air balloon
  44. Start a rescue for stray animals
  45. Get snowed in
  46. Stand under a waterfall
  47. Zip line
  48. Run in Central Park
  49. Spend a holiday somewhere exotic (Spent Christmas vacation 2011 in the Florida Keys – Key West)
  50. Go to Mardi Gras in New Orleans
  51. Visit Auschwitz (I get the chills just thinking about this one)
  52. Catch a brides bouquet
  53. Ride in 1st class
  54. Donate my hair
  55. Go horse back riding
  56. Go on a road trip with friends
  57. Go to Hawaii
  58. Be a maid of honor
  59. Visit all 50 U.S. states
  60. Cliff jump into exotic water
  61. Drive on the Golden Gate Bridge
  62. Go on a cruise (hopefully I don’t get sea sick)
  63. Throw a dart on a map and go where ever it lands
  64. Watch the ball drop in Times Square
  65. Skydive (cliche, but a must)
  66. Release 100 balloons at once
  67. Donate blood (I’ve always been unable to, being anemic)
  68. See the Great Pyramids
  69. Set foot on all 7 continents
  70. Ride in a helicopter
  71. Meet my favorite youtube star (Jenna Marbles check her out she’s hilarious but a little explicit)
  72. See the Great Wall of China
  73. Visit the Grand Canyon
  74. Stand under the Hollywood Sign (I’ve been to Hollywood a billion times and have yet to stand under the sign)
  75. Adopt a puppy or a kitty
  76. Go to New York Fashion Week
  77. Send a present to a soldier (besides my brother)
  78. Shoot a gun (thankfully not in an emergency situation, just practice)
  79. Attend a superbowl
  80. Float in the Dead Sea
  81. Swim in the Pacific Ocean and Atlantic Ocean
  82. Help a complete stranger 
  83. Visit Greece
  84. Go to Cancun
  85. Go to Kleinfeld’s to shop for a wedding dress (Say Yes to the Dress anyone?)
  86. Ride in a submarine
  87. Go to every amusement park in California
  88. Go paragliding
  89. Swim with dolphins
  90. Go to the Florida Keys (See #49)
  91. Learn how to crochet
  92. Get a makeover by a well known makeup artist
  93. Go to Universal Studios Orlando
  94. Own a Golden Retriever and German Shepard
  95. Go to a spa
  96. Partcipate in Tom’s One Day Without Shoes
  97. Watch a movie at a drive-in theater
  98. Get over my arachnophobia (fear of spiders)
  99. Learn a new language
  100. Run a 1/2 or full marathon

Wordless Wednesday

Ok guys its “Wordless Wednesday” which means most of this post will be in pictures. And as you might have read in my About Me section I LOVE my 3 cats!  They all have so much personality, it’s kind of ridiculous. So today I thought I would introduce you to just one of the three, and what better way to show you guys through pictures! Bare with me for those of you who aren’t cat people I promise this wont be too painful…and if you are cat people, your welcome. :]

Meet "Oliver", the only cat I know that has eyebrows. (By the way this is on the very top of a curtain rod in my kitchen)

 

Cheapest cat toy ever, and so cliche. "Cat in a Bag"

 

Playing dead? Or sleeping?

The day Oliver decided to climb up a 30 ft pole in my back yard (see that white speck, yep that's him)

Webcam fun (Trix bunny anyone?)

 

Another reason why I procrastinate

 Well everyone…there you have it, my first (and definitely not last) “Crazy Cat Lady” post! Hope you enjoyed, until next time… :]